Hellsing Christmas special C1

                              ~Chapter 1: Peace and all that jazz~
"Deck ze halls with lots of holly!" Schrodinger swung on the heels of his feet and quickly turned to Yumiko.
"FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!" The two of them sung happily, Yumiko petting Schrodinger on the head and squealing what a cute catboy he was.
"I don't see why we couldn't have had christmas at mine this year." Integra choose to ignore the moment, feeling rather unpleasant at the amount of cuteness going on around her.
"Ve ALWAYS go to yours! Let me play hostess for-Urm..host...I meant host for once." Major said with his flirtatious smile, patting Integra on her back and wiggling his eyebrows up and down at her.
Luckily, she'd left her gun in her coat and opted to merely walk away from him (which the rather plump man took as encouragement and gaily skipped after her).
In the main building of the millenium headquarters, everyone was happily gathered.
Pip and Seras were snuggled up on a chair, finishing up on some christmas cards. Father Anderson, Heinkel, Hans and Rip Van were quite happily working on the christmas tree, whilst Luke attempted to disentangle the lights and ended up quite entangled within them himself.
Integra, Major and Alucard had chosen to play a game of chess, but five minutes in, Integra gave up for a cigar and Major quickly followed her, like a little puppy, leaving Alucard to oogle a certain big chested beauty (and not Seras this time). Zurin, Jan and Maxwell were allowing Walter and Doc some time off and took charge in making the beverages (Maxwell sticking to his speciality of spinach puffs), whilst Jan and Zurin were baking cookies (Jan finding it hard to keep his hands off Zurin now that they were in a loving relationship).
Walter, Doc, Yumiko and Schrodinger had put themself in charge of hanging up the rest of the decorations, with Walter and Doc looking on glumly as Schrodinger and Yumiko chased each other and sang christmas songs and music melodies.
"Hark now hear, the angels sing, a king was born tooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Yumiko swirled about the place, happily pinning and bluetacking little posters of 'Merry Christmas!' (which Schrodinger had hand coloured) to the walls.
"And man will live, forever more, because of christmas daaaaaaaaay!" Schrodinger followed and quickly grabbed tinsel, draping it over various pieces of furniture (and of course over the top of peoples heads just for laughs.
"Ok....I've had enough!" Zurin called out and slammed her hands down on the counter of the kitchen, overlooking everyone else, "You two! STOP SINGING! Some of us have headaches!" She didn't really yell, just gave 'the glare' towards Yumiko and Schrodinger.
Schrodinger immediately squeaked and buried his head into Yumiko's bosom (who was equally afraid) and recieved a growl of complaint from Alucard.
"Urch...I'll be right back," Zurin threw off her 'man apron' and walked away from her kneading of dough, "I got myself so worked up I don't feel well." She stomped off towards the direction of the toilet, everyone noting her foul mood.
"She scares me vhen she's like that." Schrodinger cuddled into Yumiko's bosom deeper, purring as she petted his head right between his ears.
"You and me both. I think I'll take a nap," Yumiko said and used her free hand to remove her glasses, "Good night Yumiko! What the-...I seem to have a catboy in my chest." Yumie chuckled and patted Schrodingers head, knowing it was ok for him (she just liked making Alucard jealous aswell).
"ARCH! SOMEBODY...ANYBODY...Hilf." Luke caught everyones attention and they all turned to see what his complaints were about.
Not one person could stop themself from laughing at the sight of Luke Valentine, standing in the middle of a box and covered in an assortment of wires.
"You...you...you look like a christmas tree! Ahahahahahahahahaha!" Heinkel clutched at her stomach and fell on her knees, not able to look at Luke whilst he was dressed the way he was.
"Oh...Goodness," Rip wiped away a tear and took a deep breath before turning to Hans, "Oh Hans, go help him out. I don't think I can laugh anymore, it hurts too much."
Hans merely nodded and strolled towards Luke, 'helping' him out of the wires (actually, more like pulling out a large machete and attempting to hack at a now flailing and wiggling Luke Valentine).